ONE MANS VIEWS AND THOUGHTS ON LOVE, LIFE AND RELATIONSHIPS.

3/29/10

LADY GAGA MONSTER BALL TOUR

120 MINUTES
19 SONGS
16 COSTUME CHANGES
1 MASSIVE NIGHT

1 FUCKING MUSICAL MASTERMIND

LOVE LOVE LOVE

A TIP OF THE HAT TO YOU GAGA.........

3/27/10

HELLO, HELLO BABY YOU CALLED I CAN'T HEAR A THING............

VOL. 19





In a world of express lanes, express delivery and express living, one can order almost anything the heart desires in a neat little travel container.
Existence is so high paced, that tunnel vision is inevitable. If we are so focused on getting there faster, or getting there first how can we truely appreciate the finer things in life?
The smell of rain, the warm touch of the sun on the back of your neck or the subtle smile of a handsome stranger are all things missed when your senses are all tuned to one focal point.
Love isn’t a sign that flags your attention and doesn’t usually jump right out in front of you, we need to open our senses and open our hearts and it will appear.
As a Person who wants things as soon as yesterday, I have come to realise that love is one of the only things that doesn’t come in a to-go cup.

3/20/10

VOL. 18

A new man is like a car, all facets of its exterior are shiny and new, taking him for a test drive are also one of the perks. The difference between the two are not as glaringly obvious, with a new man you don't get a past owners record or a log book history to help inform you of hidden faults or repairs that may have been carried out. If your man isn't running as well as he should you also cant get him serviced to make him perform more desirably. The upside is that in order to sleep next to someone at night you don't have to roll a swag out in the garage. Some people also trade in their cars after a few years for the newer version, this is also applicable to the men in your life but not a strict requirement. When acquiring a man you cant haggle a better price, but the chances of you picking up a better model are surprisingly increased by a higher hemline and lower neckline.
So in a world where clubs, bars and restaurants are your car yards how do you avoid purchasing a lemon? 

3/14/10

Lady GAGA "Telephone" Video


Beyonc'e :"Trust is like a mirror, you can fix it if it's broke"
Lady Gaga : "But you can still see the crack in that motherfucker's reflection!"


Loves it.........

3/13/10

VOL. 17


The human spine is a series of small bones called vertebrae, extending from the skull to the small of the back, enclosing the spinal cord and providing support for the thorax and abdomen.
The spine has two main funtions: it serves as a protective surrounding for the delicate spinal cord and forms the supporting backbone of the skeleton.
The location of the backbone is behind every organ in your body,including the heart.
Not only does the spine function on a biological level, but serves as a scale for strength of character, ability to stand ones ground and ones capacity to project beliefs and opinions.
so why is it that for those who fail to use their backbone to full capacity, does it seem the most appropriate place to stab a knife?

3/6/10

VOL. 16


When our phones glitch we have call centres, if our cars break down we have mechanics, and if laptops crash we have specialists to recondition them. 

The only subject that we cant get advice and service for is that of matters of the heart.
If our love life has a faulty connection we have no one to check the line, if we cant get reception with our souls we have no one to run diagnostics on the signal, 
and if our hearts get broken we have no mechanics to repair it.
How do we proceed through life with no manual and no warranty for love? 
With no guarantee for relationships that be damaged or faulty? and a very strict no returns policy on a broken heart.  
Where do we go when our relationships need a tune-up? and who do we call about romance troubleshooting? 
In the yellow pages of love what is the 1800- number for technical support?