When our phones glitch we have call centres, if our cars break down we have mechanics, and if laptops crash we have specialists to recondition them.
The only subject that we cant get advice and service for is that of matters of the heart.
If our love life has a faulty connection we have no one to check the line, if we cant get reception with our souls we have no one to run diagnostics on the signal,
and if our hearts get broken we have no mechanics to repair it.
How do we proceed through life with no manual and no warranty for love?
With no guarantee for relationships that be damaged or faulty? and a very strict no returns policy on a broken heart.
Where do we go when our relationships need a tune-up? and who do we call about romance troubleshooting?
In the yellow pages of love what is the 1800- number for technical support?